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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (Nicole's take)

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Shatner and Alley

When Wes told me that this was one of the next movies on our queue, I groaned. "Are you kidding me?" But according to our guidelines, we had to watch it.

I have never been a fan of Star Trek. I'm certainly aware of it via the collective unconscious of popular culture, as well as through my father, who was very fond of The Next Generation. However, I have never really watched it myself.

This wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be, but I suppose it's like the Holy Bible for Trekkies.

I'm not really sure what to say about the plot. Kirk comes out of retirement, I guess, and this guy, Khan (played by Ricardo Montalban in a very seventies getup, replete with feathered hair and open-work shirt showing a rather fake-looking chest), tries to get his revenge for being left on some planet to die. And there's this project called Genesis he's trying to get his hands on, which creates new life matrices, as you might have guessed. Of course, Khan would want it to destroy stuff, cause he's the bad guy, you dig? Oh, and spoiler alert - Spock dies!

Kirstie Alley is in this movie, and I've gotta ask - why? Also, they keep referring to her as "Mister" in most scenes, but she's obviously a chick. They never explain this, by the way.

The mind slugs were really nasty. I almost vomited and had to have Wes tell me when I could uncover my eyes.

In the end, there are worse ways I could have spend two (?) hours. The movie's plot hung together, for the most part.

2.5 stars (out of 5)

Last Updated on Sunday, 24 January 2010 17:01
 

Six Pack

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Six Pack movie posterA somewhat inauspicious and inexplicable start to our project. "Six Pack" (1982) is Kenny Rogers' first film role about a washed-up NASCAR driver waylaid by six young orphans, who are very gifted at "auto repair." Although he is reluctant at first, the kids soon win his heart. By using their special skills they become his pit crew and proceed to assist him in his ascent to the ranks of professional driver.

Plot

Presumably, this was meant to be the breakout film for National Treasure Kenny Rogers (as he's referred to in the trailer), but playing the part of anyone best described as "washed-up" seems more like a role reserved for an actor past his prime. Beyond that, it's a bit silly to have a character who is supposed to be the moral compass of the film spending way too much time picking up a cadre of floozies he has installed in honky-tonk bars in every town; in addition, his meek protests against the children stripping fellow racers' cars for parts to improve his own is laughable at best. It's striking in this day and age to see a film wherein no one looks twice at a man who is sharing an RV with six children - a teenaged girl and five young boys!

Acting

It's sad when a nine-year-old is the best actor in your movie. Rogers clearly does his best, with much literal posturing (mostly with thumbs hooked in belt loops); too often, however, he comes across less like a caring surrogate-father and more like grumpy Grandpa who isn't quite sure what's going on. The only thing the kids get to exercise is their mouths, as their only purpose is to swear and steal tires. The remainder of the cast consists of cardboard drivers, bumbling policemen, and two-bit hookers.

Atmosphere

The saving grace of "Six Pack" is the setting, which prominently features the Southeast at the awkward phase between salvaging its rural past while facing the dawn of modernization. It's especially amazing to see the Atlanta Motor Speedway surrounded by nothing but grass and mud. Seeing NASCAR while it was still a burgeoning sport is interesting, and perhaps in a throwback to those roots, the film is an early example of product placement, as brand logos in clear focus are scattered throughout.

Enjoyment

In conclusion, "Six Pack" could have been a lot worse. It's almost worth watching the movie to see Kenny Rogers' silver, neatly-coiffed mane never disturbed by anything. The kids are somewhat amusing as well, as who doesn't like to see a kid cuss in creative ways? Bottom line: it's not campy and fun, but it's also not treacly and nauseating either.

Score:

3.25 / 10.0

Last Updated on Thursday, 12 November 2009 20:50
 

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